The People Can't Be Trusted to Choose Their Own Drinks

...at least, that's what Washington's State Attorney General wants you to believe.

In a recent public statement made regarding the recent incident at Central Washington University, Attorney General Rob McKenna (who is in no way related to my college, thank God) has called for federal food regulators to hand down a national ban on Four Loko, the notorious energy drink/malt liquor hybrid that has become a staple on many college campuses.